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    has anyone seen dick head today?

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      probably found his neighbours are called bob and sheila spider.

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        and are planning on extending their house by raising the roof.

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          with building work commencing at the weekend.

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            and expected to be completed (bob himself doing all the work) by early feb next year.

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              sheila has a hairy lip and their children are out of control.

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                rc found them dismantling his shed and burning it in the lane behind the back garden.

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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  has anyone seen dick head today?
                  Probably drunk in a ditch somewhere.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    he tried to confront them but they laughed, kicked his shins and ran away.

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                      lovely timing. db. lovely.

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