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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI was going to say something really clever here. I wonder what it was?
I was going to say we turned the heating on at 9pm because we were so cold and damp. It is still on and we have no desire to turn it off.
The car rescue man was VERY pissed off because he got soaked.
It is late November here.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostGosh RC you are so right. It's lovely in here, and so much nicer than General.Glad you came back.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSpeaking of Asimov, has anyone else read the 2nd Foundation trilogy (as not written by Asimov on account of him being dead at the time, which sort of stymied his authorial output) by David Brin, et al.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe Missus has a Tesco's "Sickly Sweet, Lascivious, Rice Pudding" in the oven.Silky Sweet, Luscious, Rice Pudding.
Yeah. Right.
I reckon my version would sell more.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostApparently it is aSilky Sweet, Luscious, Rice Pudding.
Yeah. Right.
I reckon my version would sell more.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostIt's too late for rice pudding - even if it is smutty.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The heating is off and the processor fn is working lovverly.
My 4 bottles of lager are gone and I'm on the 2nd can.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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What was I going to say?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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