got to take the motor for MOT in a bit... and I'll have to walk back from the garage
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The removals men have called.
"We're running a little late. Be with you about 9:50."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostWhat are you supposed to do about it Zeity?
The dog ate my homework chap?
Nothing.
It's been dealt with rather higher up the food chain...Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe removals men have called.
"We're running a little late. Be with you about 9:50."
Last tmie we used a removals firm they had two jobs booked on the same day. One big ( us ) one small. They sent us the small van and the small job the big van. 80 miles in the opposite direction.
Mind you they did manage to shift our big **** off sofa without incident, which was impresssive. Chunky leather job that I can comfortably stretch out full length on, and I'm 6'3"."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAm watching Voyager - the one with the Borg queen. Those mirrored contact lenses are so cool
It was that episode was it...Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostShe was in a few episodes wasn't she?
Finished watching the first season of Dollhouse today. Something tells me that Whedon didn't expect to be doing a second season when he wrote the last episode.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFor those that may be interested...
I just went for a wee and in the process did a most wonderful, musical fart. The weird bit was, it smelled most strongly of rum and raisin chocolate.
I wonder if I could bottle future farts and sell them as 'organic vegetarian aromatherapy'?Comment
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It's amazing how much this speeds up once the 00 is done with...
There must be some bot or other refreshing like crazy.Comment
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