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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Ok- bed time now... night lads - see ye tomorrow!!
Oops - VF - hope you are feeling better now too and the beans didn't cause any "discomfort"Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOk- bed time now... night lads - see ye tomorrow!!
Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOops - VF - hope you are feeling better now too and the beans didn't cause any "discomfort"Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHow are you disposing of them?
HTHMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostSpider Patrol has dispensed summary justice to 13 Alien Octopeds.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post16Comment
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For those that may be interested...
I just went for a wee and in the process did a most wonderful, musical fart. The weird bit was, it smelled most strongly of rum and raisin chocolate.
I wonder if I could bottle future farts and sell them as 'organic vegetarian aromatherapy'?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFor those that may be interested...
I just went for a wee and in the process did a most wonderful, musical fart. The weird bit was, it smelled most strongly of rum and raisin chocolate.
I wonder if I could bottle future farts and sell them as 'organic vegetarian aromatherapy'?Comment
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The removals people will be here at 8 a.m. so I suppose I had better go to bed (while we still have one!)
Gotta be up early and it's going to be a busy day.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTime for dinner
They must have been feeding up that mammalian serpent thingy of theirs... spare ribs were back on the menu
I'd quite resigned myself to the gammon. In a way, I wish it was humanly possible to have both... but even VF would struggle to eat the gammon after the ribsComment
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