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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    For some reason my mind wandered after that bit


    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Is it smutty Friday already?
    Almost pumpkin.... not long to go now!
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      Ok- bed time now... night lads - see ye tomorrow!!

      Oops - VF - hope you are feeling better now too and the beans didn't cause any "discomfort"
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Ok- bed time now... night lads - see ye tomorrow!!
        Nighty night

        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Oops - VF - hope you are feeling better now too and the beans didn't cause any "discomfort"
        Cheers - I seemed to handle the after effects without too much trouble.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          How are you disposing of them?
          I have a mains-powered, gas compression device which, ironically, works as a low-pressure generator at its input end, to which is connected a tubular device. This tubular mechanism is approximately 2 metres in length and further enhanced by a similarly lengthed rigid section which allows me to apply the mechanism at a safe distance from my person. The further end of this, shall we say, 'proboscis' has been mechanically constructed into a narrow opening. By negotiating the mechanism one can apply the very steep pressure gradient generated at the remote end of the device to the vicinity of the Alien Octoped; said monstrosity is then forced across the interface by high velocity molecular gas moving in a linear fashion across the trans-galactic invader and thereby applying greater force across their cross-section than the static friction they can generate against their immediate environment. This is achieved, I suspect, in the same way as the low pressure above an aeroplane's wing causes lift, however in this case it causes forward propulsion to the unwanted miscreant. The hideous creation of the devil is then propelled down through the tubular device which, thankfully, is of sufficiently robust construction to contain the shocked Alien Octoped. It is finally deposited in specially constructed containment chamber.

          HTH
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Spider Patrol has dispensed summary justice to 13 Alien Octopeds.
            16
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              16
              Have you tried being nice to them instead of killing them? They're probably just defending themselves.

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                For those that may be interested...

                I just went for a wee and in the process did a most wonderful, musical fart. The weird bit was, it smelled most strongly of rum and raisin chocolate.

                I wonder if I could bottle future farts and sell them as 'organic vegetarian aromatherapy'?
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  For those that may be interested...

                  I just went for a wee and in the process did a most wonderful, musical fart. The weird bit was, it smelled most strongly of rum and raisin chocolate.

                  I wonder if I could bottle future farts and sell them as 'organic vegetarian aromatherapy'?

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                    The removals people will be here at 8 a.m. so I suppose I had better go to bed (while we still have one!)

                    Gotta be up early and it's going to be a busy day.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Time for dinner
                      Back again

                      They must have been feeding up that mammalian serpent thingy of theirs... spare ribs were back on the menu

                      I'd quite resigned myself to the gammon. In a way, I wish it was humanly possible to have both... but even VF would struggle to eat the gammon after the ribs

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