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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Morning all
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            ...I'm surrounded by tulipe on my bed...
            You need to get that doggie housetrained.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Goodnight Zeity. Hope the lustee is - ahem - pleased to see you
              No sign of her yet...

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                Gastronome, noun, a chap who eats so regularly you can set your watch by him or use his chewing as an underlying beat.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  ...she's playing some bollocks now thats making my ears bleed!!
                  Now that conjures a disturbing (and painful) mental image!
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


                    You got up and in then?
                    In to "work" yes.

                    Into the Lustee, er, no.

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Evening everyone

                      I'm trying to make a list of what I need for my hols.... I'm surrounded by tulipe on my bed and lists..... lists for ******* everything

                      Ok - Raspberry Jelly for tea - back in a bit
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      You need to get that doggie housetrained.
                      Indeed.

                      Start with a litter tray.

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