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Ah, the great imponderable questions of life... that's what TPD is forOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostI wonder if I should put the extension thingie on the vacuum cleaner & remove that dead fly from the windowsill behind my desk... it's been there a while now.
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I think I would call drunkenslutwhore@hotmail.com in for interview regardless of what the CV said. The individual's score would also get an automatic 20% uplift when I do my post-interview scorings too. Probably.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Too lateOriginally posted by Diver View PostWhich part of MAN mode didn't you understand?
I wear the trousers in this house.
Remind me to delete this before she sees it
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSo this is more huggy than General? Fck it, I'll take my chances with DimPrawn

You have now been subjected to the most evil and vindictive thing that can be done in TPD: told you need to read the thread from the start.
Voodooflux has been in hospital having a hernia treated.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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