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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    - shrivelling brain due to lack of use
    - life
    - skip delivery drivers

    - shrivelling due to lack of use
    - skip drivers life
    - brain delivery

    HTH

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post






      Diver and 5* turn up, and I miss it

      Ah well, to you both <- manly
      Hello little hairy one
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Morning all



          Morning Diver

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            I do so worry about your poor ageing pussy.

            What is the matter with it now?
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            WHS
            Oh, the usual...

            Furballs.

            Chucking up breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner & supper.

            Not necessarily in that order.

            The furball on the windowsill behind the telly was a particular joy...

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
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              A traction engine just went past!
              A traction engine?

              Sounds more like a road roller to me...

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                I think today's excitement will involve buying this month's season ticket for the train...

                Seeing if that money machine in Morrisons will give me pound coins for my accumulated copper (all 3lbs of it)....

                Wandering over to Lidl to see what bargains they have on offer in the waterproofing range (essential if you've seen the weather forecast for this week... ).

                And cleaning the house a bit.

                I rearranged stuff in the office yesterday & got a lot of dust & gunge in the vacuum cleaner for my trouble... very satisfying...

                An alarming amount of it was sort of carpet coloured...

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                  Diddley dum de di doh....

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                    It's no fun when there's no competition...

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                      And I suppose I may peruse that interesting site to see what's what for today's delectable downloads...

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