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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    FROMF!
    Is that as rude as I think it is?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Just had a cold call from someone with a Merkin accent.

      "Hello, I'm phoning all BT customers on behalf of BT and we've ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ is that OK?"

      "I can't hear you."

      "I said, I'm phoning all BT customers on behalf of BT and we've ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ is that OK?"

      "I still cannot hear you."

      "I said, I'm phoning all BT customers on behalf of BT and we've ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ is that OK?"

      "You are very faint, the line is crackly and I cannot make out what you are saying."

      "I am phoning all BT customers on behalf of BT and ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ so can I sign you up?"

      "I. TAKE. IT. YOU. ARE. SELLING. SOMETHING. TO. DO. WITH. TELEPHONES.
      YOU. HAVE. FAILED.
      "

      <click>


      The last time we got a call like that was over ten years ago. A few days later we got a bill from Mercury for having switched to them.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Bloody rain! I'm sick of it!
        Moving to Manchester probably wasn't the best idea then

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Moving to Manchester probably wasn't the best idea then
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            The builders have stopped for lunch.

            Thank fart for that.

            Their concrete mixer has been running outside my window for over three hours.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              oh no they're not!
              <retorts> oh yes they are!

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                1 football

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                  two football

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                    s football

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                      see. just like that.

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