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[RichardCranium]

Best Hollyoaks opening ever!!!!

Dirty Den comes up out of the patio and kills them all with a fire in the barn?

[RichardCranium]

Wow, one mention of Hollyoaks and everyone disappears....

Can't say I'm surprised.

[RichardCranium]

goats cheese flan and chips tonight.

No bacon?

wonder what vdf is having?

Antibiotics and painkillers, I expect.

If his kids are like my best mate, they'll be telling him dirty jokes to make him laugh.

[DS23]

So I'll stop trying to remember to remind you to to get some more dog food on the way back. If that's OK.

yeah that's ok. you can let go now.

[RichardCranium]

My car radio has its four buttons allocated thus:

4. Whatever the previous owner had it set to

- although the last one probably isn't correct, as I think it loses its settings when the battery is disconnected.

How do you know they set it at all? It might have initially been set by Brownian motion.

[DS23]

a brown motion... nothing like a good brown motion.

[RichardCranium]

i'm not bloody surprised. bloody soaps. mind you. tpd is a bit like a soap. actually, it's a lot like a soap. actually, oh jesus h christ it is a soap.

Riiiiiickeeeeeeee!

[DS23]

best turn off tapecity. increase the millennium chances...

[RichardCranium]

ditto on that fitzy. i have r3 as a fallback. i often forget to use it though and just turn the bloody thing off.

Other than when the Proms are on, I fail to see the point of R3.

[RichardCranium]

MrsF is now the proud owner of a VW campervan (1988 T25)