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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    is it just spiders?
    Alien octoped invaders? Probably.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      wasps?

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        aha! what about octopi?

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          what about earwigs?
          The innocent victims of evil propaganda distributed by alien octoped invasion force.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            or woodlice?
            There are not yet any recorded instances of peoples throats being torn out while they sleep by woodlice.

            Innocent victims.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              what about moths?
              Moths are the ghosts of dead butterflies.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                wasps?
                The dinosaurs identified DNA and after lots of tinkering eventually developed a variety of critter to feed on natural parasites: the Winged Advanced Super Parasite or W.A.S.P.

                The bespoke ones worked well and some actually still exist today. Sadly, the dinosaurs also developed a generic version for industrial purposes; the Paper Wasp. What a disaster that was. Only the dinosaurs that could hide underwater or outfly these black and yellow bastards survived the consequences.

                Muck about with DNA at your peril!
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                  aha! what about octopi?
                  All octopi that live on land and make webs are part of the alien octoped invasion force.

                  The others are squishy food.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    unless overcooked. then they're chewy food.

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                      Evening all



                      Just watching some silly C4 prog that's looking back at tv in the 90s...

                      It's just shown some toe curling extracts from "The Lover's Guide" videos...

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