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    Aaaarrgghh!

    I rebooted and picked something to do.

    I opened Excel and opened the spreadsheet of SETI stats I update every week. The most recent entry is... 28/12/2008


    Silly me. "SETI stats 2008.xls"

    "SETI stats 2009.xls" is up to date.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Evening all

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Evening all
        Hi Scourer

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Evening all


          As instructed, I created a "Why I think C is pants" thread in Technical.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Hi Scourer


            How are you?

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Well the fish seem happier now we've cleaned the tank.
              How can you tell?

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post


                As instructed, I created a "Why I think C is pants" thread in Technical.


                Dont you feel better now your excellent post has the audience it deserves?

                I am still considering my response to it. I feel you are wrong but want to come up with a well reasoned response. As its in technical. If it was in general I would just have posted bollux!!

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  I really don't know what this place is coming to

                  Walking home tonight, some guy got out of a car he'd just parked in a side road and started walking behind me with a very determined stride. As my own stride is very determined, I simply kept track of his location behind me (without looking round, of course) and continued on my way.

                  He passed the kebab shop, keeping pace. He passed the next side road, keeping pace. I decided to adopt one of my usual strategies: find something to look at that gives me a reason to slow down and let them pass me without showing any sign of weakness or susceptibility.

                  The obvious place to start is by looking over the road; no mugger would see anything untoward in that. So I glanced over the road - and realised that a couple of hundred yards of the pavement over there was surrounded by blue-and-white "Police Do Not Cross" tape

                  I came to a halt for a few moments to take in the situation. There was a Police car parked on the pavement at the end of the tape; they had ended the cordoned area so as not to impede access to the chip shop on that side, which suggests that the chip shop is not directly implicated.

                  Meanwhile the chap who had been behind me had carried on past. I wasn't overly surprised, as I continued on my way, to see him turn in to the sleazy brothel - oops, I mean "massage and sauna parlour". He didn't close the door behind himself, and there seems to be a problem with the return spring. As I walked past, the door clunked shut, even though he'd already been in there for nearly half a minute; so I assume he was told to shut it properly behind him

                  I couldn't care less about the brothel and its customers; that's been there for years, and the armed robbery a while back inconvenienced them, not anybody else.

                  I am concerned that large swathes of pavement have to be sealed off as crime scenes

                  This place is really going down the tubes. What with the polytechnic forming an alliance with the council to destroy anything of value and the massive upsurge in late-night crime over the last couple of years, I think I may just make my millions and get out of here.

                  I'd always vaguely assumed that the millions, once made, might be usefully employed in improving the place. Unfortunately, the powers that be don't want to improve the place. They want to enrich themselves by wrecking the place.

                  I shall take my millions (once I have them) elsewhere
                  Great post! Could have had loads of different endings!

                  I thought you were going to end up in a pagga!

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Heading off for a BBQ at the outlaws
                    Well that was yumski. We even bought some leftovers back.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      How can you tell?
                      They generally seem more active now, and have a "swagger" to their swimming. Maybe that was the brandy I slipped into the water...
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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