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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhat do you reckon to Fulham's new signing Bunk?
Not only did you nick the fantasically named "Zoltan Gera" from us, but now you've seen fit to poach our club captain too.
I hope he does well for you - he's been a great servant to West Brom. Not one of those players who stands out, but missed when he isn't there.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post<shudder>Comment
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Recovering a PC from full backup + incremental backup is very tedious.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostHave you done a sweep of the perimeter this evening?
As I closed the curtains, silhouetted in the light from the streetlamp, I saw the alien octopeds herding on the window downstairs, outside. For supposed predatory cannibals, they don't seem to have trouble forming gangs.
We don't have any windows open downstairs at all lest we get overrun in the night.
I had to call in an emergency Spider Patrol assault earlier today to deal with an early scout. But I will conduct their routine patrol in about an hour. It is shortly before then that the devilish fiends teleport through the walls.
As I type, I've just seen one creep slowly across the back of my desk, behind the monitor.
They watch, all the time. They're waiting ...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDinner was a LARGE portion of left-over home-made lasagne.
It was jolly good.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostPork chop here
Or was it chips?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWould that be with broccoli in a cheese sauce, mashed swede, roast parsnip, some coleslaw and a side salad?
Or was it chips?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFried potatoes, petits pois, gravy
I trust they were just garnish?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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