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[cailin maith]

What have I done?

How the bloody hell did you manage that?

[RichardCranium]

But... have you ever thought of just escorting them from the premises?

I used to do the glass & piece of card trick, but not in this house. The buggers are teleported in faster than I can eject them. One of the buggers I chucked out of the front door was back in before I was! It turned and ran between my legs, up the step and in the door as I watched.

At the back we have fields. The prevailing wind is from the back. This allows the alien octopeds to be beamed straight into the house using their monomolecular teleport strings.

We've had big transparent buggers.

We've had long-leaded buggers.

We've had red and white bodied big round buggers.

We've not got brown & yellow buggers.

I can suck up anything up to 20 hideous little monsters using my Special Agent Issue 1300W Hoover (with the long range hose and nozzle adaptor) in one assault; the Glass 'n' Card squad just cannot deal with this kind of mission.

It's tough out here on the Alien Octoped Invasion front lines, people, it's real tough.

[RichardCranium]

I think Stalin was right.

NF ejects a spiddy and gets his 'compassionate relief'.

Xoggoth chucks out one and gets his rough and wicked way with his Missus.

I eject, squish, kill, maim and generally permanently dispose of scores of the buggers, and all I get is "There! Another one!" and shuddering.

Kill one spider and it's a tragedy of erotic proportions. Kill millions and it's just What he Does.

What was that Western where the bounty hunter has killed more men than the men he is rounding up, until the people come to hate him more than the villains? (Could it have been 'The Bounty Hunter'?)

I'm the Inspector Javert of spider hunting. Devout, committed. Never truly known. Unloved.

[Churchill]

I guess you are right!



Oops - good point!

Morning Doggie

Morning CM!

Morning all!

[zeitghost]

Bump



Morning all



Nice monsoon we're having...

I enjoyed the 3 hours of bright sunshine yesterday afternoon though, with the 10/10ths blue cloud...

Most unusual this year. :

[BrilloPad]

What have I done?

Oh dear : what have I started?

[zeitghost]

I'm quite partial to Morrisons Tiger Bread.

So am I when it's suitably tigerish... this is just anaemic... there's no point in anaemic tiger bread...

[BrilloPad]

Bump



Morning all



Nice monsoon we're having...

I enjoyed the 3 hours of bright sunshine yesterday afternoon though, with the 10/10ths blue cloud...

Most unusual this year. :

How are you? How is the knee?

[zeitghost]

She will reply. Possibly via her solicitor to file harrassment charges.

So that's wot the big brown envelope is about...

But you hope she is

Yup

it's nice when things come together

My very thoughts...

Indeed it is

I should be so lucky...

[zeitghost]

How are you? How is the knee?

Noso baaaad, thanks. (That's Welsh, that is, by there, lovely boy).

But then I'm not walking up & down that fecking hill every day at the moment...