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Originally posted by Bunk View PostThe ink on my new contract is dry.
Is it a local gig?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAwesome stuff Bunk
Is it a local gig?Comment
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Jezzuss flipin Christalmighty
Spiders.
HUGE SPIDERS
I had to get the vacuum to remove the 6 middle-sized spiders from above the bed. They were the buggers with two long front legs that hang from the ceiling in the night and web you in the face when you go for a pee at 3 a.m.
So I also gather up about ten more from the landing, my bathroom and her en-suite.
On sitting down at my desk again, I see a MONSTER out of the corner of my eye next to me.
A furkin great house-spider-type but about 1" long in body and 3" with its legs upright rather than stretched out.
I nearly pissed myself.
<shudder> <shudder> <shudder> <shudder> <shudder> <shudder> <shudder> <shudder>My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I seem to have broken the database in Digital Spy...
I was attempting to make a post, then ntl timed me out & when I tried to post again it gave a database error...
All I wanted to say was that 5, FiveR, and FiveUS, plus S4C, were all screwed in Neath... and not in a pleasant way...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAll I wanted to say was that 5, FiveR, and FiveUS, plus S4C, were all screwed in Neath... and not in a pleasant way...
I wonder what it was?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThat's one of the jobs done - peg the washing out.
Doesn't she know I have work to doMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTo what do you attribute your restless night?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBest of luck with it BTW - TPD will be rooting for you.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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