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    #177301
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Off for my tattoo soon!

    Booked in at 16:00, you'll be able to hear the screams in Greenwich!
    Don't do it then.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #177302
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Personally I think "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch" tattooed on my knob will look great!!!
      When we were on holiday in the West Indies, I was stood having a slash in the loo in a bar when a black bloke came and stood next to me. I couldn't help looking ("Is it true?") and saw he had "Wendy" tattooed on his manhood.

      I attracted his attention and showed him "Mrs RC" tattooed on my tackle. "So you've got your wife's name tattooed on yours too?"

      He looked at me, and then gave himself a few strokes. It actually said "Welcome to our beautiful island of Trinidad. Have a nice day."
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        #177303
        Spiders.

        I 'ates 'em.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #177304
          The more time I spend darn Sarf, the less I likes 'em, too.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #177305
            With all this rain, we've had garden spiders coming in, in addition to the horrid long-legged buggers we already have.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #177306
              Open dialog box: 23 secs.

              I've had a defrag running since I got up on my XP machine. That's about 3 hours.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #177307
                Post: 20 secs.
                Open dialog box: 22 secs.

                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I've had a defrag running since I got up on my XP machine. That's about 3 hours.
                That's only the 32Gb first partition. There's a 17Gb and 49Gb to go.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  #177308
                  Post: 25 secs.
                  Open dialog box: 21 secs.

                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  That's only the 32Gb first partition. There's a 17Gb and 49Gb to go.
                  It currently says "74%" but that keeps going up and down. It's even more rubbish than the "time remaining to copy: 3 penta universes" estimates.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #177309
                    Post: 22 secs.
                    Open dialog box: 24 secs.

                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    It currently says "74%" but that keeps going up and down. It's even more rubbish than the "time remaining to copy: 3 penta universes" estimates.
                    It went to 76% while posting the last message and 77% while opening this and now says 78%. At that rate (79%) it should have finished hours ago.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      #177310
                      Post: 58 secs.
                      Open dialog box: 23 secs.

                      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                      It went to 76% while posting the last message and 77% while opening this and now says 78%. At that rate (79%) it should have finished hours ago.
                      Now saying 84%. It is a FAT32 partition. I wonder if taking the drive out and putting it into a ME machine would defrag it quicker?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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