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    It was roast lamb today

    Mrs BP cooked it just the way I like it.......

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      #id
      Then I got a 3 hour sleep

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        #id
        kids are playing in the garden.

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          #id
          I am chilling : preparing for a week at clientco of earlies. So I start at 7:30 and finish at 15:30. Except I tend to start earlier than that just in case things get nasty.....

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              #id
              Afternoon denizens

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                #id
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                I've got a plaster on my toe and I'm frightened to take it off.

                When I went to bed, I caught my toe on something as I was undressing.

                I put the light on and it wasn't pretty - blood coming out from the middle of the nail and under my toe.

                So I said some bad words and went and rinsed my toe in the shower ... leaving a trail of blood drips on the carpet behind me. (Bye, bye, deposit.)

                I had taken off a piece of skin on the underside about the size of my toenail, broken the toenail in half with one half sticking up and the other half at a funny angle.

                So I got the MIssus to bung a plaster on it and I went to bed.

                It kept waking me up in the night, every time I turned over. Ooo!

                I found out this morning the wheel on the bed is broken and the sharp metal innards are exposed.

                I've just had a shower and was too frightened to take the plaster off before I got in. Now it's all wet I've got to take it off. But I don't wanna.

                Anyway, it don't half hurt.

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                  #id
                  Mrs BP has taken DD and DS2 to shops to get more crisps.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    What a strange bit of vandalism. Kids these days have no imagination at all.

                    If that is the entrance to your flats, there is now a fire hazard, Shirley?

                    Could the management company treat this as an 'emergency'? So that someone can be called out to fix it today?
                    The management company is, in actuality, a brother and sister who live about five miles away; they only deal with a few properties. I've no doubt the brother could rustle up a couple of mates to come over and help him sort it out, but it seems a shame to disturb him on a Sunday - it's easy enough to get in and out via next door or over the wall, so it might as well wait until tomorrow.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Mrs BP has taken DD and DS2 to shops to get more crisps.
                      They are back now.

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