test please delete

[BrilloPad]

morning all

baby bp a bit better today. but now mrs bp has come down with something!

I dont know if to or ?

[BrilloPad]

Morning

How are you?

[RichardCranium]

[RichardCranium]

In other news, I found this mess when I got home tonight

What a strange bit of vandalism. Kids these days have no imagination at all.

If that is the entrance to your flats, there is now a fire hazard, Shirley?

Could the management company treat this as an 'emergency'? So that someone can be called out to fix it today?

[RichardCranium]

I've got a plaster on my toe and I'm frightened to take it off.

When I went to bed, I caught my toe on something as I was undressing.

I put the light on and it wasn't pretty - blood coming out from the middle of the nail and under my toe.

So I said some bad words and went and rinsed my toe in the shower ... leaving a trail of blood drips on the carpet behind me. (Bye, bye, deposit.)

I had taken off a piece of skin on the underside about the size of my toenail, broken the toenail in half with one half sticking up and the other half at a funny angle.

So I got the MIssus to bung a plaster on it and I went to bed.

It kept waking me up in the night, every time I turned over. Ooo!

I found out this morning the wheel on the bed is broken and the sharp metal innards are exposed.

I've just had a shower and was too frightened to take the plaster off before I got in. Now it's all wet I've got to take it off. But I don't wanna.

Anyway, it don't half hurt.

[RichardCranium]

I've been a brave boy and changed the plaster.

What a mess.

[DaveB]

I've got a plaster on my toe and I'm frightened to take it off.

When I went to bed, I caught my toe on something as I was undressing.

I put the light on and it wasn't pretty - blood coming out from the middle of the nail and under my toe.

So I said some bad words and went and rinsed my toe in the shower ... leaving a trail of blood drips on the carpet behind me. (Bye, bye, deposit.)

I had taken off a piece of skin on the underside about the size of my toenail, broken the toenail in half with one half sticking up and the other half at a funny angle.

So I got the MIssus to bung a plaster on it and I went to bed.

It kept waking me up in the night, every time I turned over. Ooo!

I found out this morning the wheel on the bed is broken and the sharp metal innards are exposed.

I've just had a shower and was too frightened to take the plaster off before I got in. Now it's all wet I've got to take it off. But I don't wanna.

Anyway, it don't half hurt.

Blood comes out with clean cold water as long as you don't leave it for too long.

Sounds like you might need a bit more than just a plaster on in.

[BrilloPad]

Look, a poor defenseless century

#183800
Bunk
Should try harder

century

[BrilloPad]

I've got a plaster on my toe and I'm frightened to take it off.

When I went to bed, I caught my toe on something as I was undressing.

I put the light on and it wasn't pretty - blood coming out from the middle of the nail and under my toe.

So I said some bad words and went and rinsed my toe in the shower ... leaving a trail of blood drips on the carpet behind me. (Bye, bye, deposit.)

I had taken off a piece of skin on the underside about the size of my toenail, broken the toenail in half with one half sticking up and the other half at a funny angle.

So I got the MIssus to bung a plaster on it and I went to bed.

It kept waking me up in the night, every time I turned over. Ooo!

I found out this morning the wheel on the bed is broken and the sharp metal innards are exposed.

I've just had a shower and was too frightened to take the plaster off before I got in. Now it's all wet I've got to take it off. But I don't wanna.

Anyway, it don't half hurt.

I've been a brave boy and changed the plaster.

What a mess.

Shouldn't you go to hospital?

[BrilloPad]

Nearly lunch time