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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostShe has not divorced me yet : despit a threat before the end of the service. I stood on her dress!Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postevening allComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postback from holiday this afternoon and a little tired now
How was the holiday?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostShe has not divorced me yet : despit a threat before the end of the service. I stood on her dress!
I remember leaving the Coliseum, home of the English National Opera, one time (out of two): my father suddenly came to a halt at the top of the steps, as the woman - sorry, lady - in front of him had come to a halt.
He stood there waiting for her to move, and she stood still in front of him. Then her escort glared at my father and said "Excuse me!" as he pointed at the ground.
It turned out my dad had stepped on the end of her long dress
He quickly withdrew his foot, saying "Oh, I'm sorry": the gentleman snapped "Thank you" in a tone of voice that implied that he wasn't actually grateful, as the lady proceeded on her way down the steps
I've never been sure about that one: I understand that she was perfectly ladylike in simply stopping and waiting for the gentleman to deal with it (and she never swivelled her head so much as 1° from straight ahead) - yet I think I prefer the kind of woman who would turn round and say "OI! YER TREADING ON ME DRESS!"
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The record shows that this is the third time I've been in this particular room
I was, according to the last three months' records, first in here in early May; then again at the end of June.
However, I suspect I was also in here during April, but the records (at least the ones I can access) don't go back that far.
Only once in the last three months have I had the same room two weeks in a row. I think that may have also happened once at Edgware in 2007.
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostGood morning all!
Morning CM!
How are things?
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