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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I wonder what cakes DS23 bought in today for his birthday?
    The poor chap has another all day meeting today - that's no way to spend your birthday is it.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      All this doubting takes the shine off my good fortune
      Sorry Voodoo... I feel all guilty now!

      {Wibbly, Wobbly, Wavy image cuts to.......}
      Fresh faced Voodoo, skipping into "w*rk", satchel (containing emergency rations) over his shoulder. Little pink cheeks glowing

      VD: Oh Joy <Skippity Skip> What a lovely day....
      <Voodoo approaches "w*rk">
      VD: Good Morning Mr Security!! Lovely Day!!!
      MrSec: Fu<k off!!
      VD: I think I'll just pop to the canteen first.....
      <Voodoo turns into Canteen>
      Canteen "Lady": Oh Tulip! MAUD!!! MAUD!!! He is early today! Get another couple of pounds of Bacon on!!!
      VD: Gooood Morning Canteen "Lady" you look lovely today....
      C"L": Non-commital Grunt
      VD: Could I have..... 16 Rashers.... 14 Sausages... a dozen eggs.... 10 Hash Browns... Mushrooms....
      <some time later>
      4 kidneys.... Black Pudding a Loaf of Bread and a Coffee.......
      C"L": Any sugar with that?
      VD: No thanks - I am on a diet.....
      <Voodoo wheels the triple decker Trolly holding his breakfast into the lift and up to his desk>
      VD: {to rest of Office} Morning All!!!!
      RoO: Fu<k sake... How does he do it!!! (I couldn't move that much food let alone eat it!)
      VD: I'll just login to TPD and say Morning All... before I start on Brekkie....
      <pause>
      VD: Mmmmmmmm a little slow this morning.....
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Morning all
      RoO: 'Kin Jammy Bugger.... HtF did he do that?
      TPD (en mass): 'Kin Jammy Bugger.... HtF did he do that? I bet he claims it was luck!!!

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        Morning denizens

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          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Sorry Voodoo... I feel all guilty now!

          {Wibbly, Wobbly, Wavy image cuts to.......}
          Fresh faced Voodoo, skipping into "w*rk", satchel (containing emergency rations) over his shoulder. Little pink cheeks glowing

          VD: Oh Joy <Skippity Skip> What a lovely day....
          <Voodoo approaches "w*rk">
          VD: Good Morning Mr Security!! Lovely Day!!!
          MrSec: Fu<k off!!
          VD: I think I'll just pop to the canteen first.....
          <Voodoo turns into Canteen>
          Canteen "Lady": Oh Tulip! MAUD!!! MAUD!!! He is early today! Get another couple of pounds of Bacon on!!!
          VD: Gooood Morning Canteen "Lady" you look lovely today....
          C"L": Non-commital Grunt
          VD: Could I have..... 16 Rashers.... 14 Sausages... a dozen eggs.... 10 Hash Browns... Mushrooms....
          <some time later>
          4 kidneys.... Black Pudding a Loaf of Bread and a Coffee.......
          C"L": Any sugar with that?
          VD: No thanks - I am on a diet.....
          <Voodoo wheels the triple decker Trolly holding his breakfast into the lift and up to his desk>
          VD: {to rest of Office} Morning All!!!!
          RoO: Fu<k sake... How does he do it!!! (I couldn't move that much food let alone eat it!)
          VD: I'll just login to TPD and say Morning All... before I start on Brekkie....
          <pause>
          VD: Mmmmmmmm a little slow this morning.....

          RoO: 'Kin Jammy Bugger.... HtF did he do that?
          TPD (en mass): 'Kin Jammy Bugger.... HtF did he do that? I bet he claims it was luck!!!
          There's a minute of my life I'll never get back - slow morning Drew?

          Ever thought of a career as a screenwriter?
          Last edited by voodooflux; 22 July 2009, 08:00.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Morning denizens
            Ello Nick
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Drew just reminded me - I haven't had a cuppa yet
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Morning all



                I broke a tooth on my cornflakes this morning...

                I think I'm going to eat porridge from now on...

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                  Byeee



                  Frigging network printer thingie wouldn't play nicely...

                  Ho hum.
                  It worked ok this morning... I think it saw the glint of with a touch of in my eyes...

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                    Just waiting for a reponse from the bods at ClientCo who are responsble for locking down the PCs, hopefully to tell me how I can install a shortcut on the desktop for a new application that I've developed. It probably involves a ritual sacrifice or something.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      There a minute of my life I'll never get back - slow morning Drew?
                      You could say that....... Got in bright and early cos "Big Geezer" has called important meting for 9...............

                      You guessed it.... Meeting cancelled/postponed... might be tomorrow... or this afternoon..... or next week..... or NOT......

                      apparently everyone knew last night........ well everyone except me clearly!!! Oh yeah thats right...... I am not on the "Team" Distribution list... I just get added (as an afterthought) when "Betty" remembers.......

                      Good pointer for IR35??? Oh and I often don't "know" about meetings so manage to avoid them........

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