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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAll this doubting takes the shine off my good fortune
{Wibbly, Wobbly, Wavy image cuts to.......}
Fresh faced Voodoo, skipping into "w*rk", satchel (containing emergency rations) over his shoulder. Little pink cheeks glowing
VD: Oh Joy <Skippity Skip> What a lovely day....
<Voodoo approaches "w*rk">
VD: Good Morning Mr Security!! Lovely Day!!!
MrSec: Fu<k off!!
VD: I think I'll just pop to the canteen first.....
<Voodoo turns into Canteen>
Canteen "Lady": Oh Tulip! MAUD!!! MAUD!!! He is early today! Get another couple of pounds of Bacon on!!!
VD: Gooood Morning Canteen "Lady" you look lovely today....
C"L": Non-commital Grunt
VD: Could I have..... 16 Rashers.... 14 Sausages... a dozen eggs.... 10 Hash Browns... Mushrooms....
<some time later>
4 kidneys.... Black Pudding a Loaf of Bread and a Coffee.......
C"L": Any sugar with that?
VD: No thanks - I am on a diet.....
<Voodoo wheels the triple decker Trolly holding his breakfast into the lift and up to his desk>
VD: {to rest of Office} Morning All!!!!
RoO: Fu<k sake... How does he do it!!! (I couldn't move that much food let alone eat it!)
VD: I'll just login to TPD and say Morning All... before I start on Brekkie....
<pause>
VD: Mmmmmmmm a little slow this morning.....
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning all
TPD (en mass): 'Kin Jammy Bugger.... HtF did he do that? I bet he claims it was luck!!!Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostSorry Voodoo... I feel all guilty now!
{Wibbly, Wobbly, Wavy image cuts to.......}
Fresh faced Voodoo, skipping into "w*rk", satchel (containing emergency rations) over his shoulder. Little pink cheeks glowing
VD: Oh Joy <Skippity Skip> What a lovely day....
<Voodoo approaches "w*rk">
VD: Good Morning Mr Security!! Lovely Day!!!
MrSec: Fu<k off!!
VD: I think I'll just pop to the canteen first.....
<Voodoo turns into Canteen>
Canteen "Lady": Oh Tulip! MAUD!!! MAUD!!! He is early today! Get another couple of pounds of Bacon on!!!
VD: Gooood Morning Canteen "Lady" you look lovely today....
C"L": Non-commital Grunt
VD: Could I have..... 16 Rashers.... 14 Sausages... a dozen eggs.... 10 Hash Browns... Mushrooms....
<some time later>
4 kidneys.... Black Pudding a Loaf of Bread and a Coffee.......
C"L": Any sugar with that?
VD: No thanks - I am on a diet.....
<Voodoo wheels the triple decker Trolly holding his breakfast into the lift and up to his desk>
VD: {to rest of Office} Morning All!!!!
RoO: Fu<k sake... How does he do it!!! (I couldn't move that much food let alone eat it!)
VD: I'll just login to TPD and say Morning All... before I start on Brekkie....
<pause>
VD: Mmmmmmmm a little slow this morning.....
RoO: 'Kin Jammy Bugger.... HtF did he do that?
TPD (en mass): 'Kin Jammy Bugger.... HtF did he do that? I bet he claims it was luck!!!
Ever thought of a career as a screenwriter?Last edited by voodooflux; 22 July 2009, 08:00.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMorning denizensWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Drew just reminded me - I haven't had a cuppa yetWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Morning all
I broke a tooth on my cornflakes this morning...
I think I'm going to eat porridge from now on...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Byeee
Frigging network printer thingie wouldn't play nicely...
Ho hum.Comment
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Just waiting for a reponse from the bods at ClientCo who are responsble for locking down the PCs, hopefully to tell me how I can install a shortcut on the desktop for a new application that I've developed. It probably involves a ritual sacrifice or something.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThere a minute of my life I'll never get back - slow morning Drew?
You guessed it.... Meeting cancelled/postponed... might be tomorrow... or this afternoon..... or next week..... or NOT......
apparently everyone knew last night........ well everyone except me clearly!!! Oh yeah thats right...... I am not on the "Team" Distribution list... I just get added (as an afterthought) when "Betty" remembers.......
Good pointer for IR35??? Oh and I often don't "know" about meetings so manage to avoid them........Comment
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