de-toxing before the stag do tomorrow.....
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Well done VF on re-taking 3rd placeComment
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Greetings denizens
Apparently the BBC, like CUK, has a naughty words filter. However, they also have "exclusions" - words that shouldn't be checked because they are known to be OK. This helps to exclude false positives such as "noddytails".
One of the exclusions is "Middlesborough"... because it contains the word "lesbo"
Even better, it's a misspelling - the place is actually called "Middlesbrough" but almost everybody gets it wrongComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning everyone
and hearty congratulations on your elevated position.
Morning all and sundryComment
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Oh.
I've cooled down a bit now...
And thankfully we haven't yet got the stench of styrene from the motorsport morons...Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostWhat? What have I done now?
Anyway, good morning all!
Morning CM! :wave
but thats just my interpreteation of what I read - personally I wouldn't dream of making anysuch accusations about the floppyness or otherwise of your Noddy!
OH by the way Morning ChurchyComment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostI believe its what you haven't done - or possibly even the implication might have been intended that you couldn't/weren't capable of doing.
but thats just my interpreteation of what I read - personally I wouldn't dream of making anysuch accusations about the floppyness or otherwise of your Noddy!
OH by the way Morning ChurchyComment
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