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Originally posted by DS23 View Postlookout for the druids!
Name: DS23
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etc...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Happy
Summer Solstice
TPDenizens
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostA funny thing happened this afternoon...
Odd rather than , and rather strange all in all...
There I was, quietly decimating weeds in the garden, when there was a funny sort of thrashing noise from the other side of a hedge... and at about the same time I detected a rather foul smell
I went to look & there was a dead cat... extremely recently deceased... pupils wide & zero breathing...
It was a stray black cat that had been hanging around for some weeks....
And now it est morte.... gone on... pushing up the daisies.
Or in its case, more probably gooseberry bushes, cos I buried it amongst the gooseberry bushes...
Not our cat, but I had to do something with the poor thing.
In the midst of life & all that.
It did pong something chronic though... <phew>Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostWhat is it about your garden! isn't that the 2nd cat to die there?
I have no idea what was up with this one... or where it came from.
I just wish it had chosen somewhere else to pop its clogs...Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThe sheep out the back look very sorry for themselves.
I'd swear the lambs are sulking.
Blimey! Up close, they're big buggers.
So that's wot I did on my birthday - I saved a lamb. Or the neighbour's flower bed, depending upon how you want to look at it.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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