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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Who is qualified to get advice. I think the idea is we all offer advice until he gets the advice he wants to hear!

    I propose Zeity waits until lustee asks him out again : then acts like a man instead of a boy. Well : alien adult instead of alien child........
    What, mounts her from behind and bites her neck?

    Bloody hell, that's a bit forward, innit?

    Btw, good morning all!

    Morning CM!

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      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      What, mounts her from behind and bites her neck?
      Don't quite see whats so alien about that..............

      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      Btw, good morning all!

      Morning CM!
      Morning Churchy
      Morning CM
      Morning Ziety
      Morning Brillo
      Morning NickF

      Morning Lurkers

      Morning all

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        What, mounts her from behind and bites her neck?

        Bloody hell, that's a bit forward, innit?

        Btw, good morning all!

        Morning CM!
        Is that not standard practice? No wonder I am so unsuccessful with wimmin. Do you thinbk I should try a bit of foreplay or something?

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          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Don't quite see whats so alien about that..............



          Morning Churchy
          Morning CM
          Morning Ziety
          Morning Brillo
          Morning NickF

          Morning Lurkers

          Morning all



          Thats once for me, once as I was lurking and once for all.

          Anyway : how are you? ready for another day of endless drivel?

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            morning all

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              Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
              morning all


              How are you doing?

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


                Thats once for me, once as I was lurking and once for all.

                Anyway : how are you? ready for another day of endless drivel?
                I am very well thank you Brillo, Revved up and raring to go, Large bucket of Caffiene at my side.

                Got to "help" a permie with a bit of logic this morning..... a bit of handholding really
                ie That means that I will have to spend about an hour droping subtle "hints" and "sugestions" about the way to do something rather than just 1/2hour writing it myself....
                then he will go off and "do it"..........
                Then (probably tomorrow morning) he will ask me to "have a look"....

                and I will put on my best "Professional" face and (patiently and calmly without resorting to shouting or sarcasm) spend another couple of hours explaining why his tulip really is utter tulip.....

                This should keep me happily occupied for the rest of the week......

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                  Morning all



                  Thank you all for your sage advice re the lustee...

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                    Morning denizens

                    Off to work...

                    Sausages, I think... and bacon

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                      Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                      I am very well thank you Brillo, Revved up and raring to go, Large bucket of Caffiene at my side.

                      Got to "help" a permie with a bit of logic this morning..... a bit of handholding really
                      ie That means that I will have to spend about an hour droping subtle "hints" and "sugestions" about the way to do something rather than just 1/2hour writing it myself....
                      then he will go off and "do it"..........
                      Then (probably tomorrow morning) he will ask me to "have a look"....

                      and I will put on my best "Professional" face and (patiently and calmly without resorting to shouting or sarcasm) spend another couple of hours explaining why his tulip really is utter tulip.....

                      This should keep me happily occupied for the rest of the week......
                      You've been teaching my students again, haven't you...

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