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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    F**k off!



    And you!
    Seriously?

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      Amazingly well attended performance of T4...

      8 of us went...

      And there was exactly 8 of us in the kinema...

      Film was ok... nice to see the T800 again... if only in pixels...

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        Byeeeee

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          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          F**k off!

          And you!
          Evening doggie

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


            Evening all...





            Didn't get to sit next to her...

            Bummer...
            She's playing hard to get

            Either that or she doesn't want to seem too eager in front of everybody else... she holds back from forcing her way into sitting next to you, while you hold back from forcing your way into sitting next to her, because neither of you wants to make anything obvious in front of the other lot.

            Maybe something like that?

            Although I'm not really the one to be offering advice

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              Just in on the wireless: "Downing Street has announced the name of the new head of MI6."

              Does that mean Mr Brown will now be prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act?

              It reminds me of Bernard Woolley in Yes, Prime Minister:
              "That's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential briefings, you leak, he has been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act."

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                Going to rain tomorrow

                Oh, hang on - they're talking about Scotland and Northern Ireland

                Phew

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  "That's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential briefings, you leak, he has been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act."
                  Back in the 80s, Private Eye revealed the address of BT's (formerly the GPO's) Telecommunications Interception Unit, where all the bugging of the nation's phones was undertaken.

                  Within a few days, they had moved.

                  Shortly afterwards, Private Eye revealed their new address.

                  Within a few days, they had moved again.

                  Shortly afterwards, Private Eye revealed their new new address. They also indicated why it was so easy to catch up with them by publishing a photo of the plaque at the entrance to the new new address.

                  Next to the BT piper logo it bore the words:
                  Telecommunications Interception Unit

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    She's playing hard to get

                    Either that or she doesn't want to seem too eager in front of everybody else... she holds back from forcing her way into sitting next to you, while you hold back from forcing your way into sitting next to her, because neither of you wants to make anything obvious in front of the other lot.

                    Maybe something like that?

                    Although I'm not really the one to be offering advice
                    Who is qualified to get advice. I think the idea is we all offer advice until he gets the advice he wants to hear!

                    I propose Zeity waits until lustee asks him out again : then acts like a man instead of a boy. Well : alien adult instead of alien child........

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      Just in on the wireless: "Downing Street has announced the name of the new head of MI6."

                      Does that mean Mr Brown will now be prosecuted under the Official Secrets Act?

                      It reminds me of Bernard Woolley in Yes, Prime Minister:
                      "That's one of those irregular verbs, isn't it? I give confidential briefings, you leak, he has been charged under Section 2a of the Official Secrets Act."

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