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    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Did you Google "Flying celery and wet bits" Shirley!
    Obscure cultural reference

    Yvette Carte-Blanche - A waitress at the café. She is in love with René, and wants to elope with him, but is unable due to René having to stay loyal to his wife. She is also responsible for entertaining the German officers, upstairs at the café with the wet celery and the flying helmet. In her intimate moments with René, she throws her arms around him and rumbles an elongated, deep growl of "Ooooooh, René." Often clinched in the kitchen: "I was just 'anging up ze knockwurst when I remembered all ze 'appy times we 'ad in 'ere."
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Obscure cultural reference

      Yvette Carte-Blanche - A waitress at the café. She is in love with René, and wants to elope with him, but is unable due to René having to stay loyal to his wife. She is also responsible for entertaining the German officers, upstairs at the café with the wet celery and the flying helmet. In her intimate moments with René, she throws her arms around him and rumbles an elongated, deep growl of "Ooooooh, René." Often clinched in the kitchen: "I was just 'anging up ze knockwurst when I remembered all ze 'appy times we 'ad in 'ere."
      Not sure how much culture there is to be had in 'Allo Allo!

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        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Obscure cultural reference
        Thats a first on CUK........

        "culture" I mean

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          Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
          Not sure how much culture there is to be had in 'Allo Allo!
          fair point see ^

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            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            Thats a first on CUK........

            "culture" I mean
            So you didn't see the thread about Cybertwat's underwear microbiology analysis?

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              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              So you didn't see the thread about Cybertwat's underwear microbiology analysis?
              [Copious Gagging]
              Awwwww Greg!!!!
              [/Copious Gagging]

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                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                [Copious Gagging]
                Awwwww Greg!!!!
                [/Copious Gagging]
                [Copious Gagging]
                Awwwww Greg!!!!
                [/Copious Gagging]

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                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  [Copious Gagging]
                  Awwwww Greg!!!!
                  [/Copious Gagging]
                  Yeee Ha!! Yee Ha
                  Last edited by Drewster; 16 June 2009, 10:18. Reason: Blatant triumphalism!!

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                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    a TPD Fairy role
                    Ooooo, can I be the TPD Fairy?

                    I look ever so handsome in a tutu...

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                      Ah.

                      Now I understand why it took so long to log in...



                      Morning all



                      I survived the dentist...

                      1 filling & a scrape.

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