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    fingers crossed for the weather.

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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      A sock filled with lead shot works better. Doesn't break the skin but can still break bones and crack skulls. Apparently.

      Alternatively just make sure you don't leave any of *your* DNA on it.

      Tying them up, battering them about head and body and leaving them with the handle rammed somewhere unpleasant with the words "Don't Do It Again!" written down the blade tends to get the message accross.
      Note to self: don't fall out with DaveB.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        probably won't help much but you never know.

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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          fingers crossed for the weather.
          Aye, it's looking good for the moment at least.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Got a week away in Cornwall, not far from Penzance. Really, really looking forward to it
            Sounds brilliant - I hope the weather stays dry for you!!

            I've been to Penzance before.. and to Mousehole, when I was sailing years ago. Very very pretty!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              A sock filled with lead shot works better. Doesn't break the skin but can still break bones and crack skulls. Apparently.
              Sand is quite effective too... as are bearing balls or snooker balls...

              Snooker balls have the disadvantage of leaving noticeable dents.

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Note to self: don't fall out with DaveB.
                You're safe, I don't do technical support work anymore.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Sounds brilliant - I hope the weather stays dry for you!!

                  I've been to Penzance before.. and to Mousehole, when I was sailing years ago. Very very pretty!
                  Oooar, Mowsle.... that be near the Lizard, Haaaaaaaaaaar!

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                    Lustee is up here marking stuff...

                    My goodness, she's bossy...

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Lustee is up here marking stuff...

                      My goodness, she's bossy...
                      SWMBO+++

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