Oh! DS - where is my coffee? Tried to keep this going while you were away.....
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postand who knows where it might lead.Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Hum! no sign of my coffee - I suppose I better make my ownJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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so this time (and since it is touch screen) i've decided to try out various protectors. they are cheap as chips but how easy will they apply? and will they stay? and will reduce sensitivity?Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostHum! no sign of my coffee - I suppose I better make my ownComment
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so, the first one has arrived. it's a mirrored one. comes with its own little cleaning cloth and very specific applicator instructions.Comment
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