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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    anyway, both clearly worse for the wear they rose and fell in unison.
    Absolutely! One out, all out!







    Especially you, sister.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      i placed my marginally damaged hy wing-mirror by a rusting bedford doormobile and walked carefully between some stacked vauxhall doors and a mess of volvo amazon bumpers towards the pulpit.
      That sounds like the sort of line you'd find in 'The Unbearable Lightness of Being in Aberystwyth' by Malcolm Pryce.

      Or something from The Brentford Trilogy books Robert Rankin.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
        Never mind

        Feel better?
        Back from shopping now.

        We got everything we needed in Waitrose, thankfully. I was surprised; we very rarely go to Waitrose. I had expected to have to wander round town all afternoon.

        When we got Mrs BI said "Do you think I should have used my John Lewis vouchers?"
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          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          are we there yet?
          No.

          You were, though.
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            Afternoon denizens

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Afternoon denizens


              That was a good lie in!
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                That's 600 dead flies hoovered up in the loft.
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                  Thinks:

                  Dead files mostly in a 5 metre by 3 metre area under the skylight = 15 square metres.
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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Dead files mostly in a 5 metre by 3 metre area under the skylight = 15 square metres.
                    Average dead fly incidence approx one every 4 cm from left to right and back and forth.
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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Average dead fly incidence approx one every 4 cm from left to right and back and forth.
                      (Obviously under the skylight it was far higher. Outside the measured area there were dead flies too but I'm excluding them as 'margin of error'.)
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