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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    "VOODOFLUX FOR HIRE

    Will work for icing.







    That's A LOT of icing, BTW.


    And chips."
    Genius - I'm going to use that as the design for my next business card.
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Mmmm. Pie.


      Mmmm. Beer.
      That's the two basic food groups covered.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Lady VF made a batch off egg custard the other day. It didn't last long.


        I can see why you married her.

        When I took Mrs BI-to-be to meet my parents, my Dad's first reaction was "Can she cook?"

        The older I've got, the wiser those words have become.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Repeated sequence?
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Repeated sequence?
            Or not - nice one BI
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


              I can see why you married her.

              When I took Mrs BI-to-be to meet my parents, my Dad's first reaction was "Can she cook?"

              The older I've got, the wiser those words have become.
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Repeated sequence?


              Yes, she can cook, BTW!

              And that's a very useful asset when one is benched.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                I can see why you married her.

                When I took Mrs BI-to-be to meet my parents, my Dad's first reaction was "Can she cook?"

                The older I've got, the wiser those words have become.
                She's cooking up sweet-and-sour something as we speak. I think it might be chicken.

                < looks outside and counts... >
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Right, time for tea then I need to pop out to Morrisons with the kids to pick up some snacks for "movie night" tonight
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Right, time for tea then I need to pop out to Morrisons with the kids to pick up some snacks for "movie night" tonight
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Evening denizens

                      Home again

                      It's very sunny out there

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