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    where is everybody! <sobs> please don't go! <mutters> ****ers!

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      something to do with extended/expanded memory management on DOS.
      <shudder>

      LIM - Lotus/Intel/Microsoft.

      They bred and made a monster.
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        time for a deep thought process involving butter and bananas.

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          Now there is a mildy diverting snippit.

          The part of Klytus in the movie Flash Gordon was played by Peter Wyngarde, better known as Jason King from the TV series of the same name.
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            I'm feeling positively priapic at the moment...
            Ask the lustee if she'd be prepared to give you a hand with that
            I wondered whether someone would slip one of those in.
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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              don't forget the fermenting fruit.
              It isn't fermenting now. We racked both fermenting bins of wine last night and put the stabiliser in.
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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                It isn't fermenting now. We racked both fermenting bins of wine last night and put the stabiliser in.
                These were expensive wine kits; about £90 for the two.

                From which we'll get about 60+ bottles of decent wine.
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                  Today's Computer Weekly has 3 job ads in it.

                  How can they stay in business?
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                    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                    i dug up the garden but found no treasure.
                    Whose body were you burying?
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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      can you lick your elbow?
                      Of course.

                      Are you one of those few who can't and, therefore, assumes others can't too?
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