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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostWhy do all the BA/PM roles in the Midlands require ' Public Sector Experiance'
a) the private sector isn't recruiting;
b) it's a way for agent to cut down the applications by half.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI had an email from an S3 pimp this morning about a job in Manchester...
Oops, wrong thread.
Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOne can never get away from them, can one...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostMorning drivellersDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostOr the NHS
The NHS only recruits ex-NHS people to work on projects.
I have had many arguments with these "Health Infomatics Professionals" in the past. I firmly believe they are hard-working, conscientious, incompetent, deluded fools.
"The NHS is unique with unique issues". Bollocks.
"We cannot use OGC standard processes because we're a special case". Bollocks.
"We have to have failed or struck off ex-medical people to run our projects because only they really understand". That's why all health projects are an abortion.
Yes, that is my professional opinion.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostI may have a welsh name but I have nothing to do with Diver - Honest!Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostHad one call from an agent asking if I spoke Welsh!! - did it say anywhere on my CV I spoke Welsh? NO !......he just thought he would ask as I had a Welsh sounding name......
Is there any hope ?
I'll be over there again ---->
runs away quickly ...
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostFine - I utilised the healing powers of a kebab to neutralise the effects of the alcohol.
They must have been pissing it up all the time!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
Makes me want to pack in ClientCo for today and head home...
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Dear Sirs,
Mr Voodooflux will be unable to attend ClientCo this afternoon; he is required elsewhere.
He has been enrolled on a training course place that became available at short notice and is unlikely to be able to attend this course again in the future.
He would have spent this afternoon eating, drivelling and downloading music and porn using your internet connection; I expect he will make up the time to do this during next week.
Since you lot aren't there anyway, I trust this will meet with your approval.
BrowneIssue
Mr BrowneIssue
Contractor Among Contractors
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostPrint out and leave on the boss's desk:
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Dear Sirs,
Mr Voodooflux will be unable to attend ClientCo this afternoon; he is required elsewhere.
He has been enrolled on a training course place that became available at short notice and is unlikely to be able to attend this course again in the future.
He would have spent this afternoon eating, drivelling and downloading music and porn using your internet connection; I expect he will make up the time to do this during next week.
Since you lot aren't there anyway, I trust this will meet with your approval.
BrowneIssue
Mr BrowneIssue
Contractor Among Contractors
TestPleaseDelete
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