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[BrowneIssue]

Show me the way to go 'home
I'm pished and I wanna go to bed.
'Cosh I had a shedload of drinksh a few hours ago.
And I'm gonna have shome more.

[BrowneIssue]

I fink that barrel'sh getting a bit empty.

Ooh, feck. Me head.

[BrowneIssue]

I fink I'lll just pull these chairsh together and shee if it'sh comfy...

[NickFitz]

Time to head out for dinner - see you all later

That's dinner on.

Pork chops with button mushrooms in red wine sauce.

Now in the oven for 40 minutes.

Will be served on egg noodles.

Probably with a mini naan bread.

We definitely live in different time zones.

19:54 v. 19:56

A timezone difference where you are two minutes behind, it seems

FYI, I received my rump steak, chips, onion rings, and some odd-looking plant-like stuff dumped on the end of the plate at just about the time your forty minutes were up, and just in time to go with my second pint of Broadside

I hope your dinner was as enjoyable as mine - although to be honest it sounds even better

[BrowneIssue]

Thatsh not too bad.

Now I'll pop my shpecsh on thish table. In a puddle. Fek it.

And put my jacket under my head.

And shee if I can get to shleep.

I doubt it, but ...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[NickFitz]

Still, it is nice to confirm small apes of your type can indeed utilise simple tools.

Well, I wouldn't describe myself as having utilised tay...

[NickFitz]

I should apply really. sister-out-law thinking of applying.

Why dont you apply?

I thought they only took young fsckwits who were still arrogant enough to believe they knew all the answers when it's perfectly obvious they don't know an ice-cream cone from a rubber johnny?

I doubt those of us old enough to actually know all the answers - including the answer to "How bloody dumb are you?" - would get a look-in

[NickFitz]

"And remember, we don't want to wind ourselves round the axle on this."

Ooh, ooh, I know that one!

Isadora Duncan

[NickFitz]

I wish we were.

About time you had a millennium, Scourer - you've been unlucky with those lately

[NickFitz]

Crikey, it's the Shipping Forecast and I haven't yet caught up on tonight's TPD goodness

I'll have to go back later - time to crash

Goodnight denizens