1. Contracting
    1. General
      1. Brexit
    2. Business / Contracts
      1. Coronavirus Assistance
    3. Accounting / Legal
      1. Umbrella Companies
      2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
      3. The Future of Contracting
      4. IR35 Reform
    4. Technical
    5. Welcome / FAQs
  2. Social
    1. Light Relief
    2. Social / Events
  • Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

test please delete

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
164191 to 164200 of 360802 Previous 1 15420 15920 16320 16370 16410 16417 16418 16419 16420 16421 16422 16423 16430 16470 16520 16920 17420 36081 template Next
Collapse
Reply to Thread
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
164191 to 164200 of 360802 Previous 1 15420 15920 16320 16370 16410 16417 16418 16419 16420 16421 16422 16423 16430 16470 16520 16920 17420 36081 template Next
    #164191
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Morning CM!

    For all those interested in CM's 10k yesterday I shall let her give you all a "Blow by Blow" account.
    Get a room!
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

    Comment

      #164192
      Originally Posted by DS23 View Post
      why would anyone have a rats arse?
      Handy for keeping your fingers warm in cold weather
      Confusion is a natural state of being

      Comment

        #164193
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post





        El BrowneIssue

        got
        a
        PALI*
        171,171

        !!!
        !!!

        Merely for completeness or something

        *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

        Trees are still happy...
        Not just a pali. A double-pali.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

        Comment

          #164194
          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          Reminds me of a helpdesk call I took and sent out an engineer for a faulty disk drive. The GP Practice Manager had filled all of her disks in a ring folder and punched hoes in them with a double hole punch and placed them in the folder
          Yep.

          Seen that.

          Circa 1985, at a client site, expecting to do a rebuild on a dBase II system: "Did you keep those diskettes we send you, like we asked?"

          "Yep, safely filed away in the manual..."
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

          Comment

            #164195
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            I've got a Compaq Portable III with Windoze 3.0 on it...

            I found the Windoze 3.0 in the storeroom covered in dust.

            It's really interesting trying to play solitaire on a mono screen...

            And without a mouse.
            When I got given a Windows 386 PC the boss decided a didnt need one of those mice thingies. The rest of the team got Windows PCs about a year later - with mice because by then they were standard.

            My PC got replaced a couple of years later and I then got a mouse.

            I rarely ever use a mouse, except where essential. MS Project is one of the few office apps where pure-keyboard work is not feasible (you cannot edit in fields).
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

            Comment

              #164196
              Right.

              I've got a conference to go to.

              See you all in a few days.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

              Comment

                #164197
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Right.

                I've got a conference to go to.

                See you all in a few days.
                Bye BI
                Confusion is a natural state of being

                Comment

                  #164198
                  Afternoon drivellers
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

                  Comment

                    #164199
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    For all those interested in CM's 10k yesterday I shall let her give you all a "Blow by Blow" account.
                    < checks to see if it's Friday >
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

                    Comment

                      #164200
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                      Morning all...



                      tulipe weather again.
                      Morning Zeitster

                      Any reply to your emails yet?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

                      Comment

                      Reply to Thread
                      164191 to 164200 of 360802 Previous 1 15420 15920 16320 16370 16410 16417 16418 16419 16420 16421 16422 16423 16430 16470 16520 16920 17420 36081 template Next

                      Advertisers

                      1. Contracting
                        1. General
                          1. Brexit
                        2. Business / Contracts
                          1. Coronavirus Assistance
                        3. Accounting / Legal
                          1. Umbrella Companies
                          2. HMRC Scheme Enquiries
                          3. The Future of Contracting
                          4. IR35 Reform
                        4. Technical
                        5. Welcome / FAQs
                      2. Social
                        1. Light Relief
                        2. Social / Events
                      Working...
                      X