I see in silence of the lambs they no longer say "I can smell your scent". They use the original "I can smell you c**t".
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostOops

A perfectly timed answer for a techie forum from the techie forum's über-techie!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Well done NF on getting 10k tpd posts!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBrilloPad 22,414
zeitghost 17,637
cailin maith 12,923
voodooflux 11,968
Diver 11,071
BrowneIssue 10,452
DS23 10,075
NickFitz 10,000
TheFaQQer 9,670
FiveTimes 7,641Comment
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Cool!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWell done NF on getting 10k tpd posts!
Definitely an excuse to go down the pub - see you all later
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NF's 10,000th post is a kilopost too?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBrilloPad 22,414
zeitghost 17,637
cailin maith 12,923
voodooflux 11,968
Diver 11,071
BrowneIssue 10,452
DS23 10,075
NickFitz 10,000
TheFaQQer 9,670
FiveTimes 7,641
Oh, the class!
We're not worthy! 
We're not worthy! 
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen...
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The Fabulous Banana Marching Band
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostCool!
Definitely an excuse to go down the pub - see you all later

Hope you enjoy the band when you get back..........Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostCool!
Definitely an excuse to go down the pub - see you all later

10,000 TPD Posts!





Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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