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    #163641
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    From www.helium.com :
    Another description of picked eggs from there is...

    "A poor man's caviar," is how www.wisegeek.com describes pickled eggs. These delicious low calorie, high protein treats are seen in bars and pubs everywhere
    How can they be delicious and low calorie? Everyone knows the flavour is in the calories...
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #163642
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      lol. lord help me i'm a wondering what the extras might have been.
      For some reason the words "Happy Ending" just sprang to mind.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #163643
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        How can [picked eggs] be delicious and low calorie? Everyone knows the flavour is in the calories...
        It's the 8 pints of real ale before and the battered saveloy and chips after that makes them so delicious.

        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #163644
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          I do believe we have managed 100 posts on posterior pootle-making and postprandial poppadom pernikitiness.

          That must be worth a prize.
          You have the respect of your TPD peers
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #163645
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            I have a horrible suspicion a pitch inspection may be called for.
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            waterlogged?
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            turf coming up?
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            penalty spot covered in mud?
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            A bit slippery around the penalty spot, I suspect.
            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            bingo. pitch invasion.
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            The umpire's just going to check the covers...

            Talk amongst yourselves.
            Right, now I have to explain to the missus and kids why I just cried with laughter
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #163646
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              There's a really, really funny sci-fi related quote that goes with that.
              That reminds me, I saw the new Star Trek movie at the IMAX last night. Awesomeness personified.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #163647
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Nobody ever reads the overnight posts.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #163648
                  < whrrrr, whrrrr, grind, fizzle, pop >

                  < steps out of the TPD time machine >

                  Phew, back in real time
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #163649
                    How are you feeling now BI?

                    I hope you were very careful when you lifted the duvet this morning - there could have been a sudden escape of a large volume of noxious fumes from a build up of overnight emissions

                    Although I haven't seen any reports of the sighting of a mushrooms cloud on the news today...
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #163650
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      A tremendous effort on your part. (And quite a few on mine.) I trust it was worth it.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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