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[DS23]

Sadly, I cannot rectify it tonight.

The curry shop is shut, and there's none in the house.

However, I shall note it down for A Proper Study at the next available opportunity.

Should we have kulfi as a starter?

have your normal starters for starters - just hold the poppadoms until later. of course if you order poppadoms for starters..... hmmm either order double and save half or try something else for a change. kulfi, bajee, samosa, or whatever.

[BrowneIssue]

probably writted on a piece of paper somewhere.

If there's any pieces of paper going begging, I might just hang onto them.

I'm expecting the Camillas to perform an event.

[BrowneIssue]

have your normal starters for starters - just hold the poppadoms until later. of course if you order poppadoms for starters..... hmmm either order double and save half or try something else for a change. kulfi, bajee, samosa, or whatever.

Are you proposing using poppadoms as a cheese course?

[BrowneIssue]

Oh lord. That was so noxious it made my head spin.

I cannot believe it is possible to contain such evil filth and not die.

Only the most dastardly of villains must be sent back to earth as tapeworm.

[DS23]

I do believe we have managed 100 posts on posterior pootle-making and postprandial poppadom pernikitiness.

That must be worth a prize.

a toast! a toast! <burp>

[BrowneIssue]

a toast! a toast! <burp>

Did that have chunks?

[BrowneIssue]

I'm going to have burn blisters on my bum cheeks, I'm sure of it.

[BrowneIssue]

And I bet my arse hairs are bleached.

[DS23]

Are you proposing using poppadoms as a cheese course?

exact. once the stuffing has completed and the remains stowed / binned / piled in kitchen - complete the evening over remaining fluid with poppadom accompaniment. perfect. you think you're full but i guarantee - guarantee - that you will love those pops afterwards.

[BrowneIssue]

And I bet my arse hairs are bleached.

Assuming they're still attached at all, and not burned / corroded off.