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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostLock them in their bedrooms and turn the stereo on really loud...
He was in his 50s, his wife in her 20s. (Yes, he did have loads of money now you ask.)
When they had a baby (her first, his 5th or 6th or something) we try to tease him about not sleeping.
"I sleep fine. I can't hear it in the bathroom in the West Wing. The wife doesn't like it, of course, but the child has to learn. The more it seeks attention, the more it will be ignored."
No, he wasn't kidding. Every time the baby cried in the night, it went into a carry-thingie and got plonked in a distant bathroom.
He reckoned this child was better than the others; it only took it four weeks to learn never to cry at night; some of his other kids had taken up to six weeks.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAn ICL Account Manager I knew some years ago did just that.
He was in his 50s, his wife in her 20s. (Yes, he did have loads of money now you ask.)
When they had a baby (her first, his 5th or 6th or something) we try to tease him about not sleeping.
"I sleep fine. I can't hear it in the bathroom in the West Wing. The wife doesn't like it, of course, but the child has to learn. The more it seeks attention, the more it will be ignored."
No, he wasn't kidding. Every time the baby cried in the night, it went into a carry-thingie and got plonked in a distant bathroom.
He reckoned this child was better than the others; it only took it four weeks to learn never to cry at night; some of his other kids had taken up to six weeks.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBacon, sausage and eggs served on Kylie Minogues naked buttocks as she lies draped over the bed.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postwhat about fried bread then smart arseDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostEvery time the baby cried in the night, it went into a carry-thingie and got plonked in a distant bathroom.
He reckoned this child was better than the others; it only took it four weeks to learn never to cry at night; some of his other kids had taken up to six weeks.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI haven't posted about last night yet : there was plenty of tedium there.......Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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