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[DaveB]

And there lies the problem...

Is there a low calorie/low fat full english breakfast available ? if so then the wife might take a chance with it.

Trim the bacon before cooking and grill it instead of frying.
Poach the eggs.
Use a good quality sausage - it's the only bit that you can't cut that fat from so you might as well make the most of it.
Tomatoes, beans, mushrooms all low fat anyway.

Also how do you stop the kids knocking your plate or robbing the grub

Use a condom?

[FiveTimes]

Lock them in their bedrooms and turn the stereo on really loud...

[voodooflux]

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Clipboard artifact?

[FiveTimes]

Trim the bacon before cooking and grill it instead of frying.
Poach the eggs.
Use a good quality sausage - it's the only bit that you can't cut that fat from so you might as well make the most of it.
Tomatoes, beans, mushrooms all low fat anyway.



Use a condom?

what about fried bread then smart arse

[cailin maith]

[zeitghost]

Clipboard artifact?

Yup.

It would have helped if I hadn't done Ctrl-C when attempting to change it...

[DaveB]

what about fried bread then smart arse

Have toast instead. Or spread both sides of the bread with whatever spread you use and fry in a dry frying pan. Not quite the same but a close approximation.

[voodooflux]

Is there a low calorie/low fat full english breakfast available ? if so then the wife might take a chance with it.

Sacrilege! The taste and "goodness" is in the calories. I like the WeightWatchers points system - it's like a handy guide to the best foods.

Also how do you stop the kids knocking your plate or robbing the grub

Lock the bedroom door and put a DVD on for them.

[voodooflux]

Or spread both sides of the bread with whatever spread you use and fry in a dry frying pan.

dripping

[tino]

hay ewe gais