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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSorry to hear that FaQ - how long have you got left there after you get back from holiday?
No email, phone or internet? Are they in the dark ages?
Sounds more like prison...Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Posthe seems to be packing up...
I may make the 17:10 even yet...
I got there at 17:11...
Ho hum.
Frigging esteemed customers.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSpeaking of Plan As (Plans A?) I would just like it to be noted that, if some quantum effect causes us to shift into a parallel universe where I get to produce porn films, I claim prior rights over the idea of one set in a kebab shop, entitled Debbie Does Donners (or possibly or or )
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostStill, maybe somebody's already thought of it - there are some ingenious wits in the "how can we create a paper-thin plot with a snappy title" division of the porn industryWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI managed to miss out on both palis and the deca-millennium-thingy today
El VooDooFlux
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Merely for completeness or something
*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...
Trees are still happy...Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHmm... since Sunday, the weather forecast has been forecasting good weather the next day followed by days of torrential rain here in ClientOrgCity.
Then the next day has been fine, and the forecast promises exactly the same: that the subsequent day will be better than previously forecast, but after that torrential rain will come.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAll clean now!
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI trust you had some spuds in the baking tray with that?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHey, voodooflux, look: kebab porn.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all
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