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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    How are you?
    Good ta, just cooking up some pork scratchings and trying to convince the kids they really should be in bed by now.

    Yerself?
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Good ta, just cooking up some pork scratchings and trying to convince the kids they really should be in bed by now.

        Yerself?
        Just waiting for the apprentice.

        I wish it was Friday.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Just waiting for the apprentice.

            I wish it was Friday.
            For the smut or the end of the w*rking week?

            I'm going to start a campaign: "Smut - it's not just for Fridays".
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              Hey FaQ

              How's stuff?
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                My sister has a Danish neighbour who named their dog "Smut". It hopefully means something quite innocent in Danish.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Hey FaQ

                  How's stuff?
                  meh.

                  Work is awful - I'm considering breaking my leg so that I can leave, as I can't give notice.

                  There is naff all to do, but I have no email, phone, or internet access during the day, so have no distractions. And I dislike the client as well - it's not at all what I signed up for.

                  But, I'm going on holiday next Friday, so only 6 more working days to go....
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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Mrs BI is living her Plan B. She decided ten or so years ago that he had had enough of working for other people, on their premises, to their timetable, doing what they think is right.

                    So she sat down and devised a Plan B. Then she did A Magical Thing. A Special Magical Thing that makes Plans B work:


                    She got on with it.


                    Amazing.
                    Plan A

                    Evening all, BTW

                    Speaking of Plan As (Plans A?) I would just like it to be noted that, if some quantum effect causes us to shift into a parallel universe where I get to produce porn films, I claim prior rights over the idea of one set in a kebab shop, entitled Debbie Does Donners (or possibly or or )

                    Although I18N might be a bit of a problem, given that kebab shops twenty yards apart have different spellings for "Donner"

                    Still, maybe somebody's already thought of it - there are some ingenious wits in the "how can we create a paper-thin plot with a snappy title" division of the porn industry
                    Last edited by NickFitz; 13 May 2009, 23:39.

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                      In other news... er... um... actually I don't think I have any

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