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    #162711
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I can also remember when 640k was a lot of ram.
    I'm sure there was only 8Kb available to COBOL instance on an ICL ME29. After that you had to use paging.

    I can still recall my Senior Programmer (God, she was tasty) telling me that if I had to use paging, it was permitted only if a swapped out page was never needed to be swapped back in.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #162712
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      Hey Monkey -

      How was the stag party? what did you dress up as?
      friday night - baywatch - life savers (fake boobies for the groom)
      sat - 118/118

      good weekend, still tired now

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        #162713
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Was IE written in QuickBASIC?
        __file__ and __line__ are your friends.

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          #162714
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          I...Senior Programmer (God, she was tasty)...
          Really? An aesthetically pleasing female developer? I thought those were mythical creatures...
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #162715
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Really? An aesthetically pleasing female developer? I thought those were mythical creatures...
            The only reason he fancied her was because she was in a position of power.

            Speaking of which, how many on here have actually shagged their teacher? Not dreamt of it but actually done it?

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              #162716
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Speaking of which, how many on here have actually shagged their teacher? Not dreamt of it but actually done it?
              Nope...

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                #162717
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Speaking of which, how many on here have actually shagged their teacher? Not dreamt of it but actually done it?
                Not me, but I know two people who shagged our 'A' level chemistry teacher. Not at the same time mind.

                And one of them went on to marry her.

                Something you'd like to share with us?

                (We won't tell CM - honest!)
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #162718
                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Not me, but I know two people who shagged our 'A' level chemistry teacher. Not at the same time mind.

                  And one of them went on to marry her.

                  Something you'd like to share with us?

                  (We won't tell CM - honest!)
                  You don't need to tell her.

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                    #162719
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    You don't need to tell her.
                    Being caned by the headmistress doesn't count! Unless you enjoyed it
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #162720
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Being caned by the headmistress doesn't count! Unless you enjoyed it
                      what about oral test with a well fit french teacher... she was well trim.

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