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The other night some bloke came round to the door.
"Hello, I'm Fred, one of your neighbours from up the road."
" Hello."
He held out his hand, I shook it, he wouldn't let go.
"I'm your local council representative from the Pocket Lining Party. We're the only ones that care around here, some random bollocks, bulltulip is good for rhubarb, so I trust I can be assured of your vote, can't I, since I am your neighbour?"
" Absolutely. now piss off"
I got my hand back and he walked briskly off without saying "goodbye", "thank you" or even "sucker".
He had a funny wiggle in his walk. <shudder> I think that's why I forgot which party he referred to.
I washed my hands with soap and water. You never know, do you?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Churchill View Post"Misrepresentation of goods act" springs to mind!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDamn right - there was no mention of "courgette" on the label! I could be "courgette intolerant" for all they know. In fact I think I might be, I feel a bit now.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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2nd lot of post!
A 2nd lot of post!
This time from the actual postman.
So the package of four items from the LibDems (there was a party flyer too) was intended to appear to be one's post delivery.
Disingenuous tossers.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWe must be getting close to another century by now?
El VooDooFlux
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Merely for completeness or something
*subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...
Trees are still happy...Comment
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2nd lot of post!
New service from the Royal Mail.
Well, not new, since I've seen it before.
We've got cards, haven't we, cos it's our anniversary. Plus a birthday card from my Dad (wally!)
They have all been opened already.
Thieving bastards.
They are working hard to lose what little sympathy they deserve.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWe must be getting close to another century by now?
voodooflux
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYummmmm I made some courgette soup at the weekend. Mrs BP's recipe! Scrum Delish!!
Lady VF made some nettle soup the other day. She got quite stung in the process.
Serves her right I say.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostA 2nd lot of post!
This time from the actual postman.
So the package of four items from the LibDems (there was a party flyer too) was intended to appear to be one's post delivery.
Disingenuous tossers.Comment
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