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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    I remember sleeping through a manual handling course at one place...

    And a Six Sigma course at another.

    Neither of which were of any possible interest or concern to me.
    I think I now see why you think nothing of standing on a chair to reboot a router.

    Was it a swivel chair, perchance?




    (You slept through a Six Sigma course? Do you want to know what sort of rates Six Sigma consultants charge?)
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Blimey, I think I'm finally back in "real-time". I'm quite exhausted now, I need a cup of tea...
      Tea.

      TEA.

      MORE TEA.

      MORE TEA NOW.

      MUST GET. MORE TEA.

      TEA! WANT TEA!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I think I now see why you think nothing of standing on a chair to reboot a router.

        Was it a swivel chair, perchance?




        (You slept through a Six Sigma course? Do you want to know what sort of rates Six Sigma consultants charge?)
        Nah.

        I wasn't that deeply asleep...

        And the Six Sigma thing lasted for an interminable hour or so.

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          Just had a fire alarm... some numpty in the automotive bay smoked his tyres on the rolling road...

          And it's frigging raining... (as always).

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            When I buy beer I tend to stock up on a few bottles on my faves and then choose a few individual bottles of other ales that look "interesting." The downside to this is that I never seem to recall which of the individual ones were any good
            I do the same. I find it to be a good system.

            "Hmm. I'll have to buy that one again, just to see."

            It would be awful to be able to remember.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Tea.

              TEA.

              MORE TEA.

              MORE TEA NOW.

              MUST GET. MORE TEA.

              TEA! WANT TEA!
              I need a proper cup of tea now. The last one was a disappointment as I forgot it was brewing and left the bag in the cup for 15 minutes
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                I've got tea now, BTW, in case you were wondering.

                Assam again. In a pre-warmed mug.

                With a couple of choccy biccies too.

                Yumski.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Mrs BI had topay to be there. I take it your esteemed customers (I felt the need to make a spitting sound then, for some reason) do not.
                  Yup... They pay money to not attend these days...

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    It's positively glowing. I can smell the drivel heating up.
                    I love the smell of drivel in the morning... it smells of.... victory...

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      That's enough Ozrics... my tolerance is not great...
                      It is, errm, challenging and slightly out of phase. I feel that under certain circumstances, special occasions that maybe they, that is to say, perhaps,



                      Drugs. Basically, you need drugs.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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