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    But not lung cancer. You don't need that.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      As in the kind of violence in Clockwork Orange?
      Yup...

      Memorable for Warren Clarke getting wopped in the nuts

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        But that would have been wrong. This is more accurate:

        Yes.

        We're just not going to do it.
        Thank you for clearing that up
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          What you need to do is set up a wireless webcam pointing at the appropriate section of the cafeteria, and then write some sausage roll recognition software...
          Remember the college coffeecam? When was that? 1995? 1994?

          And the Australian PINGable coke machine was around then too.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Do you dislike your accountant that much?

            Or is it that he's a BIG fellah?
            He's a splendid fellow, even though he does confuse me a lot. Having him sit in an uncomfortable chair may encourage him to get to the point quicker.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              As in the kind of violence in Clockwork Orange?
              And sadly, my beloved video neglected to record it for me, instead putting up the rather terse message "Err"...

              Ho hum.

              It's lasted 10 years so I can't complain.

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                I've just seen the humour in the timing of that.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  It was very nice indeed, even though I only had one bottle and chose to kindly give Lady VF a sample of it as well.

                  So do Bateman's bottles take a different size cap, or is it the bottle shape that is the problem?
                  There's a little shoulder just below the top of the bottle. That interferes with the capping device so it cannot crimp the cap properly.

                  Thinks.

                  Or is that the Wychwood bottles?

                  No, the Bateman ones are the ones where the caps just fall off again, yet there's nothing terribly obvious as to why.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Dammit, man! We're (mostly) British! Of course they want to know about my bottom.

                    After all, the whole of Twitter was invented just so people can learn about Stephen Fry's bottom.
                    Somewhat thankfully Twitter is text based and doesn't support inline images.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
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                      Merely for completeness or something

                      *subject to revision in the event of newbie posts...

                      Trees are still happy...

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