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I could do with a cuppa, but as soon as I put the kettle on they're bound to want a word with me.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Well I've just had that word with the pimps. It went roughly along the lines of...
Pimps: "Hey VF, everything OK?"
VF: "Yes, thanks. How's things with you?"
Pimps: "Good thanks. We're just off, see you next time."
It was worth the wait.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostStill waiting for the pimps to "have a word" with me.Comment
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I have a lump of Silly Putty I picked up as a freebie from a Vendor stand at InfoSec the other week.
Can't stop playing with it."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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It really is very bizarre stuff."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWell I've just had that word with the pimps. It went roughly along the lines of...
Pimps: "Hey VF, everything OK?"
VF: "Yes, thanks. How's things with you?"
Pimps: "Good thanks. We're just off, see you next time."
It was worth the wait.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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It's soft enough that I can use it like a stress ball and stretch and mould it with my fingers."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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and if I roll it into a ball and leave it on the desk it slowly flattens itself out."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Posthow long you been offered ? same rate ?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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