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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCouldn't you have had the book in front of you while...y'knowBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHe might have been upset that he didn't have my full attention"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostWould he have noticed?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMorning everyoneDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSo bored I think my head is about to explode....
Set up a webcam! Set up a webcam!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post(a little belatedly)Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFor my next project I was thinking of designing a dual axis suntracker for a solar panel.
Sadly I can't understand all this azimuth and elevation stuff...
Should be easy enough if I can get my head around the maths.
So.
What's this "cos" thing then?
The principles must be the same.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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The pimps are here at ClientCo today. They probably don't know I've been offered an extension yet.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSo bored I think my head is about to explode....Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBang...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCan someone pass me a towel...Originally posted by DaveB View PostAnd a spatula...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI think we may need a pressure washer - some of those bits of GAL brain are really stubborn.
The barman obliges, puzzled, and the tramp walks out.
A few minutes later another tramp walks in: "Can I have a cocktail stick?"
Curious, the barman gives him a cocktail stick but this tramp just walks out too.
A little later another tramp walks in. The barman asks "Do you want a cocktail stick?"
The tramp says "No, just a straw, please."
The barman gives him straw and asks "Why do you want a straw?"
The tramp says: "There's a pavement pizza outside and someone's already had the chunks. But there's plenty of nutrition to be had from the sauce."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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