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    Evening denizens

    Got my new glasses today

    The distant-vision ones make things fairly close look smaller and have distorted my depth perception, with the result that I have so far missed three door handles

    Ah well, I'll get used to them eventually, I hope

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      Originally posted by Bunk View Post


      One day Zeity is going to come on to TPD and announce that he's just given the lustee a damn good seeing to, and that'll be the end of all this innuendo.
      I'm sure we wouldn't let that stop us
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        Evening denizens

        Got my new glasses today

        The distant-vision ones make things fairly close look smaller and have distorted my depth perception, with the result that I have so far missed three door handles

        Ah well, I'll get used to them eventually, I hope
        Evening
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Evening
          Hi VF

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            Just heard something utterly bizarre

            An aunt (my uncle's second wife, and he was her second husband) died last week. As previously arranged, she is to be buried with her first husband up North.

            The undertaker wanted to charge an extra £300 or so for the journey. So her son from her first marriage has decided to take her there himself in his estate car

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              Evening all

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                Evening
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Evening all
                  Hi Scourer

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Just heard something utterly bizarre

                    An aunt (my uncle's second wife, and he was her second husband) died last week. As previously arranged, she is to be buried with her first husband up North.

                    The undertaker wanted to charge an extra £300 or so for the journey. So her son from her first marriage has decided to take her there himself in his estate car
                    Yeah, that would be a bit spooky.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Right. That's all my add-ons and plug-ins disabled.

                      Let's see if that will stop Firefox crashing.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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