I hope Zeity has a good excuse for not contesting the century.
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Like having both his hands occupied with the lustee at the timeOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostI hope Zeity has a good excuse for not contesting the century.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I am now the proud owner of a ClientCo hi-viz vest. In XXL.
The reason for the large obviously being so that it can fit over my anorak.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I look forward to wearing it on the long walk to the car park this evening.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI am now the proud owner of a ClientCo hi-viz vest. In XXL.
The reason for the large obviously being so that it can fit over my anorak.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I'm sure the kids wil have it off me for novelty value tonight, and that'll be the last I ever see of it.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI look forward to wearing it on the long walk to the car park this evening.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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And I'm sure it'll offer me full protection against a fork lift truck speeding round a blind bend on the plant floor.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI'm sure the kids wil have it off me for novelty value tonight, and that'll be the last I ever see of it.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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It'll just bounce off me.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd I'm sure it'll offer me full protection against a fork lift truck speeding round a blind bend on the plant floor.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Think very tight cut-off jeans...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSounds like something from a post-watershed episode of Coronation Street
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