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    The dawn chorus will start in about 3 hours and 20 minutes.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      So that's something to look forward to.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        So I shall go and lie on the bed and wait for it.

        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Hi and Bye BI +

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            So, who's this then

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              Hmm... just watched an episode of The Sweeney.

              Among the Dramatis Personae was a teacher, the character being named in the credits as "Miss Alexander".

              Ah, for those dear, dead days when it was accepted by all of society that the only form of address appropriate to, and necessary for, a teacher was <[Mr | Miss | Mrs] Surname>

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Hi and Bye BI +


                The dawn chorus was subdued today by the frost.

                But the pigeons are now making up for it.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Why is the browser considered an acceptable front end for applications?

                  I just spent ages writing a long post about something personal that happened at school. When I went to preview it to check spellings, the conneciton had gone and Internet Explorer locked up.

                  It is sitting there, quite brain dead.

                  The only option available to me is Ctrl-Alt-Del which tells me Internet Explorer is not responding and will let me kill it. Big sodding deal - I have access to the power button which can do that too.

                  A pox on Intel, Bill Gates, IBM and Lotus.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    And another thing.

                    Google's Chrome browser.

                    Its big selling point is that each window is in its own memory so when it crashes it does not take down the other sessions with it.

                    "When it crashes"? "WHEN it crashes??"

                    Arrrgghh!

                    THIS IS NOT PROGRESS.

                    It is putting condoms on each of the dog turds on the pavement.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      morning all

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